The Nelson Pulpit

I owned a BMW, er own a BMW. I liked it quite a bit, it was 1995 540i M-sport, one of the 135 brought to the US. It was very spiffy, and was a great car until I spun it into a bunch of trees.

Now it's not so good.

So I've been looking for a replacement BMW. I'm leaning towards a 1988-1992 735iL, and adding a turbo to it later.

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Hey! You!! Yeah, you! You want to be in the Disenfranchised White Northern European Decendents REVOLUTION!


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Today I send to you after my months of silence, news to make my heart cry. Somthing horribly wrong has happened.


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and it was mildly OK.

It is one of the most disturbing images of the year: a burly federal officer, helmeted, goggled, wearing a flak jacket, battle fatigues and shooter's gloves designed to protect the hand but permit the prehensility of the trigger finger, confronting a screaming child and the man who protects him.

And, of course, he has a gun...
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"We have got to fix you up tonight if it's the last thing we do."

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I don't like dogs or American cars.
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One day, someone came along. She was normal, and ordinary in all senses of the word. I said, : "Fine, I have some time to kill." So I dated, I made love and I flipped omelets filled with mushroom, bell pepper, and onions. I knew that it was a convenient choice. She was a girlfriend in transit. She knew it, yet she chose to stay in it.
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Recently some of you may have noticed a slight change in the BOFH-grams letters. I've received mail about it, and they rest somewhat drunkly on my mind, or rest on my drunken mind, whatever. And I'm here to answer the questions on your soft awaiting ruby lips... right, I'm going to stop that too.
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I don't use superlatives. I don't know, maybe something is wrong with me, but I've never used a superlative to describe any women I've been with. Except one. And with that one exception, I've never called anyone the best of anything. I also never called any woman that I have been seeing beautiful. I just don't use that word. In some eyes this makes me a distant, callous person. Those people can bite me.
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